1 /5 Justin W: First off, the urinal is so close to the sinks I felt like I had to apologize to the soap dispenser for the view. One sink looked like it gave up on life. The other sink looked like it caught whatever disease the first one had. I’ve seen horror movies with cleaner set designs.
There’s mystery grime on the floor that may or may not be alive, and if you listen closely, you can hear the floor tiles whisper, “Turn back while you still can.”
If you’re into rustic prison-chic with a side of biohazard, this is your spot. Otherwise, do your bladder a favor and hold it until the next galaxy.
Hardee’s slogan says “Feed your happy.”
Well, I fed my trauma.


